A lovingly curated museum of the most confidently wrong predictions in financial history. Every quote is real. Every source is linked. Every prediction aged like milk left on a Phoenix sidewalk in July.
From $0.003 to ~$68,000 today (ATH $126,000). A 2,266,666,667% gain. But sure, it’s dead.
A live, scientific* read on exactly how hard the haters are coping right now. Moves with the price. *not scientific
Plot twist: the haters became the hodlers. Every reversal sourced below.
Pick a hater. See what you’d have lost by taking their advice instead of buying $1,000 of BTC that day.
2025: Zero. Even the haters gave up.
The haters filed 474 of these. They lost their nerve in 2025. The series can’t end there — pick up the pen, declare Bitcoin dead, and share your masterpiece. It’ll age beautifully.
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Some of these quotes are real, verbatim, and sourced. Some we made up. They all sound equally ridiculous. Can you tell which financial geniuses actually said it?
Flip through the years. Cringe at the confidence. Marvel at the wrongness. Click any source link to verify we’re not making this up.
These legends just couldn’t stop predicting Bitcoin’s demise. Their consistency is almost admirable.
Gold bug Peter Schiff has predicted Bitcoin’s death more times than he’s been right about anything since 2013. Every quote real. Every prediction wrong. Every gold bar weeping.
Nobel laureate Paul Krugman has written so many anti-Bitcoin takes he deserves his own wing. All quotes from his published NYT columns.