Est. 2009 • Still Not Dead • 0 Obituaries in 2025

Bitcoin Haters Club

A lovingly curated museum of the most confidently wrong predictions in financial history. Every quote is real. Every source is linked. Every prediction aged like milk left on a Phoenix sidewalk in July.

474
Times Declared Dead & Counting
Zero obituaries in 2025 — they finally got tired of being wrong
The Bitcoin Death Watch
days since a major outlet last declared Bitcoin dead
The obituary writers are on the longest break in Bitcoin history. 🪦☕

Meanwhile, the price did this

From $0.003 to ~$68,000 today (ATH $126,000). A 2,266,666,667% gain. But sure, it’s dead.

The Cope-O-Meter

A live, scientific* read on exactly how hard the haters are coping right now. Moves with the price. *not scientific

Hater Cope-O-Meter SMUG MELTDOWN
Reading the room…

The Ironic Reversals

Plot twist: the haters became the hodlers. Every reversal sourced below.

The “If You Listened” Calculator

Pick a hater. See what you’d have lost by taking their advice instead of buying $1,000 of BTC that day.

Death Declarations by Year

2025: Zero. Even the haters gave up.

Write Obituary #475

The haters filed 474 of these. They lost their nerve in 2025. The series can’t end there — pick up the pen, declare Bitcoin dead, and share your masterpiece. It’ll age beautifully.

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The Bitcoin Obituary № 475
⚰️ R.I.P. BITCOIN ⚰️
Born Jan 3, 2009  ·  Died: still waiting
"Bitcoin is going to zero by Christmas. Screenshot this."
@SomeGuyOnline,
Cause of death: terminal FUD
STILL NOT DEAD
Bitcoin was $— when this was filed · BitcoinHaters.club

Real or Satire?

Some of these quotes are real, verbatim, and sourced. Some we made up. They all sound equally ridiculous. Can you tell which financial geniuses actually said it?

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The Scrapbook of Shame

Flip through the years. Cringe at the confidence. Marvel at the wrongness. Click any source link to verify we’re not making this up.

The Repeat Offenders

These legends just couldn’t stop predicting Bitcoin’s demise. Their consistency is almost admirable.

The Schiff Show

Gold bug Peter Schiff has predicted Bitcoin’s death more times than he’s been right about anything since 2013. Every quote real. Every prediction wrong. Every gold bar weeping.

~120%
Gold since 2013
VS
~96,000%
Bitcoin since 2013

The Krugman Corner

Nobel laureate Paul Krugman has written so many anti-Bitcoin takes he deserves his own wing. All quotes from his published NYT columns.